If a guy from london wants to kiss you he asks, in perfectly Prince William-esque articulation, "Would it be quite alright if we were to kiss now?"
When a londonian male wants to say a certain group of girls from a certain location are hot, he might say something like, "Girls from Essex are really nice."
Londonian males get away with a lot because the accent is hard to get mad at.
Except when a londonian says the following: Are you going to take my friend home with you, because I do think you should, he quite fancies you.
This is when Londonian males turn into typical boys and it's time for me to go home.
But not before they hail me a cab and I divert from the commonplace cheek kiss.
I'm an American and not just anyone gets to kiss these cheeks, cultural norms be damned.
1 comment:
It's quite funny, ay?
hahaha. I'm a sucker for a sweet accent. And some long eyelashes . . .
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